So this is old news, but I was just remembering it and it was still hilarious. So here’s what happens to Elisa after she gives blood:
“I can speak PERFECT NORMAL.”
“Giant bats are eaten by thousands of children EVERY SECOND.”
“Where is Mark’s brother - Colin - Mark - ARG.”
“What is hepatitis? Because ‘itis’ is like, ‘ITIS,’ but hepat? Hepat. Hepat.”
“TINFOIL! Tinfoil, bad. No iron in it. Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope.”
“No I don’t know Abbot and Costello! But I know straight man term - I know - DAMMIT!”
“It’s like my frontal lobe is detached… IS detached… IS detached.”
“I know it’s funny, but some of them I don’t meeeeeeeeaaan…… to do…..”
“Will reign kingdom forever.”
“Ahh! Hope no ones opens door!”
“And Zach makes fun ALWAYS! Of it!”